A Lawyer’s Greeting

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an  environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,  non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice  holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with  respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of  others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions  at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally  accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the  calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society  have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western  Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed,  color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of  the wishee.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

*Please note:  I didn’t write this, I just re-posted it.  Please blame the anonymous and brilliant author behind this if you’re upset.  🙂

 

 

 

 

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4 Responses to A Lawyer’s Greeting

  1. Putting your legal knowledge to good use I see.

    • Jonathan says:

      (Smiles) Actually I must confess that I didn’t write that, Jacob. Someone forwarded it to my Dad, who forwarded it to me knowing that I would like it. I have tried in vain to ascertain who wrote it in order to give them proper credit, but it was put out by an anonymous person and my efforts thus far have been fruitless. I’m not sure anyone has a copyright on “Merry Christmas” but as I wrote this reply I decided to remove my name from the post and add a disclaimer so it wouldn’t look like I’m taking credit for something I didn’t write (official name of phenomena: plagiarism). Merry Christmas and congratulations again on passing the Baby Bar!

  2. Maribeth says:

    HAH!!! I laughed right out loud at that one. And a very Merry Christmas to you and your family! We got your newsletter/photo this afternoon–loved it!

    • Jonathan says:

      You actually got the newsletter before Christmas! We cut it waaaay to close! Glad y’all liked it though. We got y’all’s newsletter/photo quite a few days ago (I don’t remember how many) and it was great! The photo is on our refrigerator with others that we’ve gotten recently. Y’all are all so photogenic and look so graceful and comfortable! We have a difficult time getting family photos – I’ve determined that cameras just don’t like us. 🙂 Have a Merry Christmas as you rejoice in the memory of the birth of our Savior!

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